Attention Musicians & Artists – We’ve Just Added a SUBMIT PRESS RELEASE Page

We’re calling out to all Musicians & Artists, as well as Record Labels, Band Managers, & PR Managers, to our new Submit Press Release page. Send in your Concert Dates, New Recordings, Latest News & Photos for publication and exposure in Urban Warrior.

You can find the page here:

http://www.urbanwarriorzine.com/contact.html

We encourage you to add this E-Mail,  submitpress@urbanwarriorzine.com , to your exiting list of Industry Contacts, and every time you conduct an E-Mail Blast with your latests endeavor, HIT US UP!

Because if a Bear Shits in the Woods, and Nobody’s Around to Smell It….

 

“Whisky on Beer” Documentary Enters it’s Final Week

Once a staple within the South Florida Hardcore scene, and infamously known for their clinically insane antics, Load lived a punk rock story worth telling. As the South Florida history books will show, tradgedy struck the the band not once, but twice, in the untimely deaths of their guitarist Jeff Tucci, and their charismatic and almost Kurt Cobain-like lead singer, Bobby “Load” Johnston.

But it was the hard & fast life that they lived so recklessly, that the stories created will possibly light up the silver screen... click to read more

And it’s their yet-to-be-released documentary “Whiskey on Beer” that aims to do just that. It’s a crowd-funded affair, with an in-progress campaign that can be found on IndieGoGo.

The campaign, however, has entered it’s final week, and as I write this, they’ve raised approximately $6,680 of the stated $10,500 needed. It’s gonna be a play at the plate, folks!

You can contribute to the “Whiskey on Beer” campaign here:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/whiskey-on-beer-documentary-feature#/

When I think back of Load antics, I think of the time Bobby jumped off of the stage mid-set while playing to a packed house, opening for The Ramones. He crowd-surfed to the bar, and proceeded to order a drink, while his bandmates attempted to call him back to the mic.

Jeff Tucci, who made the Miami New Times 10 Best Punk Guitarists of All Time list, passed away in November 2014. Aside from his central role in Load, Tucci also had stints in Jack Off Jill and Middle Finger Mob. It would give justice and redemption to have this documentary made, in memory of both Bobby Johnston and Jeff as well.

They would toast themselves, and us down here as well, from Heaven, knowing that their Punk Rock Tale will told to the masses, once and for all…

Brian Bender

Editor -Urban Warrior

According to Pornhub, America Bloodthirsty for Lesbian Girl-on-Girl Porn.

By Ava Anna Ellison

According to a nationwide study conducted by XXX Entertainment heavyweights Pornhub, in conjunction with Vocativ, America is craving, and searching for, lesbian porn. The study reveals that 30 states had “Lesbian Porn” as it’s number one searched keyword. While the study was conducted within the tight time frame of only one month, January 2016, it posted sky-high numbers. In California, the term “lesbian” was searched on Pornhub’s site a massive 187,000 times.

Other number one terms topping the lists include “Step Sister” and “Step Mom”, a highly erotic pseudo-incestual subject matter that I’m using heavily as I craft my sequel to “The Dressing Room Mirror”, as well as “Mrs. Cocoplum’s Exchange Student Addiction”, a tale that will reach deep into the world of pseudo-incestual sexuality.

“Cartoon” hit number one in Vermont, Nebraska, and Arkansas. I find myself curious as to which genre of cartoons they were searching for… Was it Japanese anime or hentai? Futanaria or MMD? Or the hysterical parody cartoons of The Simpsons, The Jetsons, and the like. I vote for a much deeper study!!!

“MILF”, “Black”, and “Asian” were the other top number one terms, with “Black” and “Ebony” showing strong presence in the South, and “Asian” coming in first place in Hawaii.

 

Ava Anna Ellison is an Erotic Novelist and an Urban Warrior contributing author. Her latest erotic work, the extreme science fiction novel “The Dressing Room Mirror”, can be found Here

 

MOTORHEAD Front-Man Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister Dies at 70 Years Old

“You know I’m born to lose,

And gambling’s for fools,

But that’s the way I like it, baby,

I don’t wanna live forever…”

After a short battle with an aggressive cancer, legendary front-man Lemmy Kilmister has died. He learned of his ailment only recently, on December 26th. Here’s the official post of off their Facebook page:

“There is no easy way to say this…our mighty, noble friend Lemmy passed away today after a short battle with an extremely aggressive cancer. He had learnt of the disease on December 26th, and was at home, sitting in front of his favorite video game from The Rainbow which had recently made it’s way down the street, with his family.

We cannot begin to express our shock and sadness, there aren’t words.

We will say more in the coming days, but for now, please…play Motörhead loud, play Hawkwind loud, play Lemmy’s music LOUD.
Have a drink or few.

Share stories.

Celebrate the LIFE this lovely, wonderful man celebrated so vibrantly himself.

HE WOULD WANT EXACTLY THAT.

Ian ‘Lemmy’ Kilmister

1945 -2015

Born to lose, lived to win.”

Sometimes news like this hits you where it hurts. It kicks you in the balls and knocks you off your feet. And it’s certainly too soon after losing rock legend Scott Weiland, another one that knocks the wind out of you.

So I, like millions of other Motorhead fans out there tonight, just poured a tall glass of Bourbon, and introduced the neighbors to “Ace of Spades”.

“And don’t forget the Joker…”

Slayer Drop New Track, “Repentless”, New Artwork.

Some things are so strong and unrelenting in life, that they leave a lasting impression in death. Jeff Hanneman may have passed on a few years back, but his soul and signature sound are alive and well, and dearly paid tribute to on this seething release from Slayer. Dubbed the “Hannem-Anthem” by Slayer guitarist Kerry King, who wrote and dedicated the song to his friend and former collaborator, the track is a hurricane of speed and power, not only showing Slayer in absolute top form, but riff-wise and sonically sounding like they did in their “Reign in Blood” heyday… Click To Read More & See The Video

 

 

Urban Warrior Approved T-Shirts – “Wowie in Maui”

As the nationwide Marijuana Revolution continues to gain steam, the staff here at U.W. will through gas on that fire every chance we get. In an ongoing push to legalize weed… (Click To Read More)

Our pick for today is the seriously green “Wowie in Maui” T designed by Redboy

The Interrupters – Ska’s “Lightning in a Bottle”

           My first exposure to The Interrupters was on the way to seeing them in a live performance, when they opened for hardcore punk legends 7 Seconds at Churchills Pub. A friend of mine, a big fan of all things Ska and the 2 Tone sound that emerged out of the U.K., popped his iPod into the auxiliary port and hit play… (Click Here to Continue Reading)

The Interrupters debut CD

“Take Back The Power ”, the lead-off track of The Interrupters self-titled debut, came ripping into consciousness, searing holes in my speakers and opening up a fresh gash in the side of my head, as if I was slugged by a Ska baseball bat.

All of a sudden, 7 Seconds wasn’t the highlight of the evening anymore… (Click Here to Continue Reading….)

Spring Break Goes Off Like A Bombshell at Kendall Blue Martini for Ladies Night

Just as the green beer we consumed all weekend begins to dissipate and leave our system, Blue Martini comes rushing to the rescue with a bruising Spring Break mid-week bash, featuring a performance by Madai, the local break-out Latina currently working with 305′s very own Pitbull. Skip the line & gentlemen get in Free before 12 Midnight by lettin’ ‘em know you’re on “Brian Bender’s Guest List

Coming to you from the guy that went on Spring Break in 1998, and never came back

Madai performs live at Kendall Blue Martini, a mid-week Spring Break Bash

Urban Warrior & Blue Martini team up to throw a Business Networking Happy Hour

Urban Warrior, Blue Martini, & and many more local businesses are teaming up to throw a Business Networking Happy Hour on Wednesday, MARCH 12, at the Kendall Blue Martini. It runs 6:00-9:00 PM, & will include discounted Happy Hour food & drinks.

If you would like to attend, just tell the cashier at the front door that you’re on “Brian Bender’s Guest List for the Business Networking Function”, and you’re in!!